Swine flu. Run for my life!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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