Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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