lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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