I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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