The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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