I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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