Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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