This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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