Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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