I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Holy shit dude........stairs
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