i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I could fuck to npr.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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