my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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