I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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