hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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