Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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