What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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