You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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