he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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