The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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