I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
