He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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