I think i sorta joined a cult last night
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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