How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it glows. i had to have it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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