you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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