he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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