apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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