New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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