Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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