My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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