We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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