That's intense
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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