i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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