google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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