i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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