Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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