From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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