Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
The air taste purple.
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