So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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