He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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