I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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