have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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