all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.