reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem