You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Come on in and take your pants off
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