I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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