She is in my trunk
someone owes me an orgasm
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
