your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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