what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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