Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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