Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
