I'm eating all of the evidence.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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