question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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