ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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