That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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