see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
pop tarts are not kleenex
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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